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In a move that will likely anger absolutely no one, JetBlue has announced a lifetime flight ban for the passenger who recently used their services to get from New York City to West Palm Beach while infected with the headlines-dominating coronavirus. “Last night’s event put our crewmembers, customers, and federal and local officials in an […]
In his 2004 standup special Never Scared, Chris Rock explained the difference between wealthy and rich. “Shaq is rich, but the white man who signs his check is wealthy,” Rock famously joked. As the coronavirus cases continue to pile up across the globe, the rich are finding a way to rough it with us normal folks while the wealthy are […]
In an unprecedented move Wednesday, NBA commissioner Adam Silver announced the suspension of the 2019-20 season minutes after it was confirmed that Utah Jazz center Rudy Gobert tested positive for coronavirus. Before coming to this decision, ESPN’s Adrian Wojnarowski reported that Silver held a meeting with the league’s Board of Governors to try and determine how the remainder of the season should unfold. The […]
The New Mutants cannot catch a break. On Thursday, Disney announced that three of their upcoming films have been moved off the release schedule. Sandwiched between Mulan (March 27), and Antlers, their horror film by way of Searchlight, was New Mutants, which finally expected to hit theaters on April 3 after countless setbacks. If you are unfamiliar with New Mutants‘ journey to the […]
Disneyland will close for the fourth time ever due to growing fears over the coronavirus pandemic. The Anaheim, California-based theme park and adjoining Disney California Adventure will shut down on Saturday and remain closed until the end of March, Buzzfeed News reports. A Disneyland Resort spokesperson issued a statement to the outlet: While there have […]
On Wednesday, an enterprising youngster who you may find either resourceful or loathsome (or both) came down on the wrong side of the very vague line of what is and isn’t okay to sell for a profit during a time of crisis. Specifically, the teen price gouged his friends by selling “squirts” of hand sanitizer […]
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has finally stepped up and committed to providing free coronavirus testing for anyone, whether or not they have medical insurance. However, one congresswoman, Rep. Katie Porter (D-CA), had to push CDC Director Dr. Robert Redfield to say yes through an intense round of questioning. Porter began by pulling […]
Finally, we have some good news in a year that’s thus far been filled with a nearly wall-to-wall bombardment of abject shit. Jim Bakker, a fraud-convicted televangelist, has been sued by the state of Missouri for peddling wholly fake items under the guise of being a “cure” for the coronavirus. The state’s suit follows a warning from […]
A passenger who boarded a JetBlue flight to Florida from New York has tested positive for the COVID-19 coronavirus, and he found out just before the plane departed. ABC News reports that the man flew on JetBlue flight 253 from JFK Airport to Palm Beach International Airport, and he allegedly received a phone call about […]