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Kanye West has once again been forced to clarify his recent viral post about ex-wife Kim Kardashian’s alleged bathroom habits. Earlier this week, a doctored photo circulated social media in which Ye opened up about Kim suffering from frequent diarrhea. “Kim has diarrhea a lot,” the message read. “Like way more than a normal person should […]
Where does Post Malone go when he’s looking to write a hit song? The crapper, apparently. The 26-year-old artist shared the information during his debut appearance on The Howard Stern Show this week, where he candidly discussed his unorthodox approach to songwriting. “Shit literally comes to me because I write all my songs on the can,” he admitted. “I’d say […]
Gary Payton and Shaquille O’Neal have plenty of history as teammates—from their time Los Angeles to their days in Miami—and The Glove is finally touching on some of their more… interesting memories together. Payton’s recent interview with VladTV has been making the rounds thanks to a particular clip in which he said that Shaq was the ultimate “jokester” […]
Are you a shameless football fan who could use an extra $10,000? Then Tushy has the challenge just for you. On Wednesday, the bidet attachment company took to social media to announce “Super Bowel Monday,” an online contest in which participants are asked to submit photos of their post-Super Bowl game poop. “We’re serious. You could […]
Baltimore Ravens quarterback Lamar Jackson is insisting that he did not poop when he took a trip to the locker room during his team’s Monday night game against the Cleveland Browns. Jackson, who attributed his break to “cramps,” headed to the locker room during the third quarter. NFL Twitter had a field day and responded with […]
Minutes before leading authorities on a high-speed chase, an Oklahoma woman told police that she had to “poop so bad.” That embarrassing admission/excuse was captured in newly released body cam footage, some of which can be seen as part of a news report in a video at the bottom of this post. 28-year-old Emily Sindt […]
Public restrooms with transparent walls have started to crop up in Tokyo. The unusual lavatory comes from the Tokyo Toilet Project, which aims to present public restrooms as clean and safe facilities. The Tokyo Toilet Project enlisted the help of architect Shigeru Ban to fulfill their vision. Ban created bathrooms with walls that you can […]
A Wisconsin teacher will have to pay more than $6,000 for repeatedly defecating in a public park. According to Janesville Gazette, Jeffrey S. Churchwell admitted to pooping in Whitewater, Wisconsin’s Natureland Park. Per a report from the Walworth County Sheriff’s Office, Churchwell had been defecating—sometimes more than once a day—on and outside of a building in the park since 2017. The investigation picked up […]
Trump, whose contributions to cinema are of no value to anyone, said some shit about Hollywood while grazing outside the White House Friday. This particular shit, as with previous instances of him opening his mouth, smacks of echoed nonsensical comments from his increasingly complicit base of followers. Trump’s latest comments of this variety came in […]
A serial toilet clogger in Sheboygan has been sentenced to three years probation and 150 days in jail. Patrick Beeman, age 35, regularly clogged toilets using plastic bottles from April 2017 to March 2018. After he was caught, Beeman told officers he felt compelled to clog toilets. Police believed that Beeman was responsible for as many […]
