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The three NYPD officers who the Detectives Endowment Association claimed were “intentionally poisoned” at a Shake Shack location reportedly never even got sick to begin with. The NYPD claimed that an “unknown substance” was slipped into the milkshakes of the officers, and it was said they were subsequently hospitalized. However, the New York Post reports that the NYPD lied […]
Florida, one of several states plowing ahead with a campaign built on pretending COVID-19 isn’t a real thing, may soon bag the distinction of becoming the “next large epicenter” of the virus. In fact, conditions in the state are rife with possibility for an outcome health officials warn could be truly dire. In an interview with CNN […]
A person who finds a mild delay in McMuffin delivery to be so emotionally disruptive that it results in a bout of self-recorded tears is also allowed to roam around, copping it up, presumably with a potentially fatal weapon at their side at all times. As the assortment of related hashtags trending their way onto your […]
Trump, whose followers swallow whole whatever falls out of his mouth without bothering to contextualize it on their own, touted “the AIDS vaccine” on Tuesday despite no such thing actually existing. The Rose Garden ramblings were part of a string of words Trump offered regarding a cop reform executive order that stops far short of anything […]
As expected, Trump‘s upcoming gathering of the dolts in Tulsa has been preceded by the spouting of abject bullshit regarding COVID-19 numbers. The comments in question come from VP Mike Pence, who told reporters on Monday afternoon that numbers for the virus in Oklahoma had “declined precipitously” despite the state having recorded its highest one-day […]
On Monday, federal prosecutors unveiled utterly bonkers allegations against half-a-dozen now-former eBay employees that sounds equal parts entertaining and horrifying. Namely the employees are accused of waging a massive harassment campaign against a middle-aged Massachusetts couple due to critical writings that couple had made against eBay. It’s actually kind of hard to sort this all […]
Though a defecation story involving a CW star probably wasn’t in anyone’s 2020 fortune teller’s ball, here we are. On Friday, Stephen Amell of the Arrowverse shared a photo of what is very clearly fecal matter atop a roof. According to Amell, this was the result of an angry neighbor, who he says has been “illegally doing construction” for […]
A white New Jersey corrections officer has been suspended and a white FedEx worker has been fired after both men were seen in footage mocking the murder of George Floyd. “We have been made aware that one of our officers participated in the filming of a hateful and disappointing video that mocked the killing of […]
The uprisings in America have created a social rapture. The light is being shined on past transgressions in hopes to separate real support for the movement from political PR stunts. The latest celebrity to have their history brought to light was Search Party star Alia Shawkat. On Monday, a video started to circulate the internet in which Shawkat quoted Drake and […]
The stock price for “Karen” as a sobriquet for entitled white women is through the stratosphere. Just days after one such Karen in NYC’s Central Park went viral for threatening to call the cops on a black man who requested she follow park rules and keep her dog on a leash, another woman people are labeling “Parking […]
