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These trying times may tempt us all to flush everything down the toilet, both literally and metaphorically, but that’s no good reason to draw disinfecting wipes into the madness. Still, enough people have done exactly that to warrant multiple articles in which homebound writers are forced to ponder the inherent existential quandaries represented in the traditional […]
Hopefully, you’ve figured out by now that it’s vastly important to regularly hit the pause button on our united COVID-19 inundation to enjoy something wholly inane. For today’s entry in inanity, we turn to the low-juice-content drink known as Hawaiian Punch, which has recently been made the subject of some scarily passionate roasting. By some participants’ assessment, […]
8 people have been arrested in California for allegedly reselling masks, gloves, toilet paper, and disinfectants at preposterously high prices amid increased demand due to COVID-19. The arrests were the result of an undercover investigation into suspected online price gouging in the San Diego area, per Fox 5‘s report. The Fallbrook Sheriff’s Substation said the affected […]
As you may have noticed overnight and into the morning on Wednesday, Oprah Winfrey‘s name was trending on Twitter due to the spread of a false claim that she had been arrested. A cursory stroll through the related tweets shows that, as Ava DuVernay pointed out, the trending appears to have been kicked off by trolls and […]
Young Thug has waded into misguided coronavirus conspiracy theory waters. Late Monday night, Thugger shared a photo of a passage from the Holy Bible (Good News Translation), specifically highlighting a passage about rain and locusts and evil and whatnot that has been shared by others in response to news earlier this month about locusts in East Africa and […]
Florida Republican Marco Rubio somehow found a way to become the subject of some passionate roasting on Monday. Indeed, despite “marshall law” not being an actual thing, Rubio took to the tweets to urge everyone to cease “spreading stupid rumors” about it. “COMPLETELY FALSE,” he declared, presumably in an attempt to reference anyone who was claiming […]
A recklessly unfortunate side effect of ongoing COVID-19 fears is the rapid spread of reckless misinformation and impassioned (but no less reckless) breakdowns of conspiracy theories. As your Twitter timeline has likely informed you by now, the latest public figure to engage in the latter is Keri Hilson. Her conspiracy theory of choice is centered around an […]
Thanks to the ongoing COVID-19 fuckeries, KFC has been forced to abandon an ad campaign in which it was purported that its poultry products qualified as “finger lickin’ good.” As you and everyone you know has hopefully honed in on by now, it’s imperative—even during non-coronavirus years—that one’s hands remain washed. Furthermore, it’s widely recommended, […]
As one should unfortunately come to expect in times like these when residing in the United States, sales of guns and survival gear (and related tomfoolery) have spiked enough to warrant a swath of headlines. For example, Jacob Long of Widener’s Reloading and Shooting Supply—an online shop offering supplies of the reloading and shooting variety, […]
In a move that will likely anger absolutely no one, JetBlue has announced a lifetime flight ban for the passenger who recently used their services to get from New York City to West Palm Beach while infected with the headlines-dominating coronavirus. “Last night’s event put our crewmembers, customers, and federal and local officials in an […]
