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The controversial nature of ketchup, unlike its frequent counterpart mustard, has hit a new peak. The Great Ketchup Debate of 2019, no doubt the most pressing mainstream discussion of our time, doused its own fire with additional gasoline this week by way of a tweet from the Vamps bassist/singer Connor Ball: The ketchup back-and-forth grew […]
While Popeyes is having a week likely enviable to all other providers of fast or fast-adjacent food, the general vibe surrounding Jimmy John’s is noticeably nowhere near as inspired. In fact, despite the age of the photo that’s circulating of Jimmy John’s founder James John Liautaud, it’s hard to imagine a worse or more sudden turn of […]
Despite its obvious fakeness, an Instagram post including copied-and-pasted text stating “Instagram does not have my permission to share photos or messages” has gone viral, effectively ensuring the Facebook-ization of all we hold dear. Scooter Braun, Waka Flocka, Judd Apatow, Julia Roberts, Taraji P. Henson, Josh Brolin, Rob Lowe, El-P, T.I., and Rick Perry are among the […]
A would-be shipment of jalapeños and savory weed, underwhelmingly described by authorities as a “significant marijuana load,” was seized last week at the Otay Mesa border in California. That’s one of the takeaways from what U.S. Customs and Border Protection agency officials decided to speak on via press release earlier this month, with the interception […]
Jimmy Kimmel Live is among several shows that have been hit with Federal Communications Commission (FCC) fines for the use of emergency alert system tones. The ABC late-night talk show must pay $395,000 for the use of such tones in a 2018 skit in which the presidential alert system of a certain dumbass purported POTUS was […]
The Wall Street Journal reports Donald Trump has privately spoken with his aides “with varying degrees of seriousness” about the prospect of purchasing the world’s biggest island Greenland. Trump has reportedly sought the advice of his advisers to determine if the United States could actually acquire the autonomous Danish territory. His interest piqued when he […]
Trump, whose contributions to cinema are of no value to anyone, said some shit about Hollywood while grazing outside the White House Friday. This particular shit, as with previous instances of him opening his mouth, smacks of echoed nonsensical comments from his increasingly complicit base of followers. Trump’s latest comments of this variety came in […]
All the extracurricular activities that happen at a music festival can lead to the crowd getting a little out of hand. But fans at this year’s Lollapalooza have taken things to an unprecedented level. Unless you’re related to Oscar the Grouch or a nerd in an ’80s sitcom, it makes no sense for a person to be […]
Even those eternal optimists in Gen Z will probably admit that the internet has soured. The initial promise of an endless expanse where people could come together in the spirit of far-flung fraternity, finding like-minded people on a quest to dig through all of the world’s knowledge proved to be a ruse. The initial burst of […]
A woman in Oklahoma was tased by a police officer when she refused to sign an $80 ticket, drove away during the stop, and kicked the police officer. Given her repeated attempts to resist arrest, many aptly pointed out that her white privilege is what ultimately saved her life. During a routine traffic stop in […]
