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Though it pains me to say this, I am still not presently in a position to type out the words LIL UZI VERT GIFTS TROUBLED PLANET WITH ETERNAL ATAKE. However, there’s reason to believe the repeatedly teased but otherwise entirely mysterious new batch of 666ness from Uzi is indeed imminent. In keeping with the theme, […]
Someone described as a G.O.O.D. Music “associate” reportedly committed fraud by way of a forged Kanye West signature, ultimately netting the alleged perpetrator $900,000 for a performance that was never actually going to happen. The peculiar story was detailed in a report via TMZ very early Friday. According to their sources, someone West knows reached out […]
Raphael Samuel, a 27-year-old business executive from Mumbai, revealed that he plans on suing his parents for giving birth to him without his consent. As someone who considers himself to be a follower of antinatalism, Samuel believes that parents shouldn’t procreate in order to avoid bringing children in the world who will only go through […]
More than one week after a dam in Brumadinho, Brazil collapsed, two jarring videos have surfaced, showing the exact moment when one of the deadliest mining accidents in the country occurred, as well as the shocking immediate aftermath. The footage comes courtesy of the Brazilian mining company Vale, which is allegedly responsible for the incident that killed at least 115 people, and […]
Florida man strikes again! According to Panama City News Herald, Gainesville native Steven Michael Berlin was arrested Monday and charged with armed robbery after sticking up a restaurant, even though he didn’t have a gun on him at the time of the incident. The Gainesville police report claims Berlin, 56, entered Szechuan Palace and sat […]
A wild leopard strayed into a residential area of Jalandhar city in India on Thursday, injuring four people before its ultimate capture hours later. The wild animal was reportedly discovered after it entered a house. The Forest Department officials were promptly called thereafter, using a tranquilizer gun to anaesthetize the animal as well as a net to restrain its movement. Once […]
A prick of a human being was caught on camera in downtown Los Angeles over the weekend punching two women at a food stand, then bolting. Now, the Los Angeles Police Department is asking for the public’s help to track down the as-yet-unidentified man. According to the victims, they had stopped at a hot dog […]
While we can all agree that The Office is timeless, one Tucson, Arizona man really put the television show’s legacy to the test. The man in question, 21-year-old Cross Scott, credits Michael Scott with helping him save the life of an unconscious woman with CPR. Arizona Daily Star reports that on Jan. 11, Cross—who is […]
This week in our ongoing series Wow What a Fucking Terrible Idea, we have word of a bar backing out of originally announced plans to host a “MLKegs” event on Martin Luther King Jr. Day. Indeed, the Des Moines Register reported Monday that Deringer’s Public Parlor in Cedar Falls, Iowa originally planned to throw the MLKegs event […]
For the first of surely multiple Soulja Boy stories today, we have new Tyga-related comments spurred by a TMZ bothering. This time, Soulja is mocking Tyga in connection with his previous relationship with Kylie Jenner. Soulja was out and about in New York Thursday, at which point this botherer approached him about all things Soulja in 2019. Toward […]
