Trump Adviser Roger Stone Arrested by FBI
Written by SOURCE on January 25, 2019
Roger Stone, widely known as an “informal adviser” to the current purported POTUS, has been arrested.
Stone was arrested early Friday by the FBI and has been charged with multiple counts by Robert Mueller‘s office, per the Washington Post. The charges for this general idiot and Guy I Wouldn’t Be Surprised to Find Out Was Just a Robot Wearing a Human Costume include one count of obstruction, five counts of making false statement, and another for witness tampering.
*takes shot of tequila*
It’s actually going to be a good day today, isn’t it?
The charges, as explained in further detail in a separate Associated Press report, are connected to statements Stone made about the WikiLeaks release of hacked emails in 2016. While Stone has not been directly accused of working with the Russian government, he did exchange messages with “Guccifer 2.0.” Here’s the full indictment.
Anyway, I now recommend we kick back and enjoy some early morning Stone mockery:
This old tweet from Trump, quite hilariously, is also worth pointing out:
